bitch, don’t mind me…shake your hiney.Tumblr (3.0; @bottomshelfvodka)http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vaspim.tumblr.com/post/45278564948/you-wanna-know-what-gets-me-off-what-really-turns">vaspim</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.</p> </blockquote>http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51131290940http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51131290940Thu, 23 May 2013 01:40:08 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Zy85h4MJQos?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://floppycat.tumblr.com/post/51106203726/laughingsquid-art-student-freaks-out-destroys">floppycat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/51081714989/art-student-freaks-out-destroys-her-painting">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/art-student-freaks-out-destroys-her-painting-after-a-critique/">Art Student Freaks Out & Destroys Her Painting After a Critique</a></p> </blockquote> <p>me</p> </blockquote> <p>if i could destroy my acting i would do it </p>http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51131109641http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51131109641Thu, 23 May 2013 01:36:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba0ccadeb80aafeab9f8d2cbec6fc604/tumblr_mhtrepZCnX1qcgkb2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51130285654http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51130285654Thu, 23 May 2013 01:18:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ded3d362a05f77208d0c8baab336cd43/tumblr_ml3proftNA1rby04wo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51130263735http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51130263735Thu, 23 May 2013 01:18:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdac1jrUlj1qezyaro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51129935499http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51129935499Thu, 23 May 2013 01:11:36 -0400“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”<br/><br/> - <em><blockquote> <p><em>When Strangers Click</em>, a 2011 documentary about online dating.</p> <p><em>It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of <a href="http://sexworkerproblems.tumblr.com/post/51007834423/misandry-isnt-real-and-youre-erasing-the-experiences">something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems</a>: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”</em></p> </blockquote> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justrebellion.tumblr.com/">justrebellion</a>)</p></em>http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51129076229http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51129076229Thu, 23 May 2013 00:55:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f0107da9a785dfadffefb49c34a52a8/tumblr_mn8b1uS3DZ1qc5cejo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51129020324http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51129020324Thu, 23 May 2013 00:54:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a9a81172a32fa6fee045e9e2d8367f14/tumblr_mlzatpVojl1qalwsto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51057749296http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51057749296Wed, 22 May 2013 04:07:54 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1giz0JDfQ1r0yudro1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://myfirstpubichair.tumblr.com/post/51045286691">myfirstpubichair</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me</p> </blockquote>http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51055275302http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51055275302Wed, 22 May 2013 02:48:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/841a62e9ada77cbb3cc71c2b670fb474/tumblr_mmtvjc3Q7K1qcrux4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://figmentdotcom.tumblr.com/post/51011315984/sketchmedesire-a-sixth-graders-advice-to">figmentdotcom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sketchmedesire.tumblr.com/post/50482917812">sketchmedesire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.</p> </blockquote> <p>…</p> <p>Damn, kid. You speak truth.</p> </blockquote>http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51055188940http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51055188940Wed, 22 May 2013 02:46:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qqgmOF7k1qhgis6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coagulates.tumblr.com/post/51051416927">coagulates</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://love-lyroses.tumblr.com/post/51043586378/click-for-more-here"> </a></p> </blockquote>http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51055049782http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51055049782Wed, 22 May 2013 02:42:32 -0400<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/bottomshelfvodka/51048723051/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_51048723051" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="267" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><blockquote> <p> WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IN SPANISH</p> </blockquote>http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51048723051http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51048723051Wed, 22 May 2013 00:30:45 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vandalswithjetpacks.tumblr.com/post/38123657119/the-idea-that-people-had-sex-before-the-20th">vandalswithjetpacks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.</p> </blockquote>http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51046619962http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51046619962Tue, 21 May 2013 23:57:43 -0400<a href="http://www.wantworthy.com/carolineogden">buy me these things because i'm poor and sad</a>http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51042709626http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51042709626Tue, 21 May 2013 23:03:46 -0400http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51040213000http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51040213000Tue, 21 May 2013 22:33:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39773e27d4284cf9fbb507e0c976953a/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4b89753557a0e0e0bc420954885dcc7/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/22db3f81f67d306173b3f8d01575309e/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0eb456a675d499f0473d090572c140c9/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51031385836http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/51031385836Tue, 21 May 2013 20:46:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7r3lkHKGh1rc826vo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knkymotions.tumblr.com/post/28034156391/opulence-o-p-u-l-e-n-c-e">knkymotions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>OPULENCE! O-P-U-L-E-N-C-E</p> </blockquote> <p>everything is yours </p>http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/50976208228http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/50976208228Tue, 21 May 2013 03:35:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4yo2TbsE1qzzsapo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/50975166691http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/50975166691Tue, 21 May 2013 03:03:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e95a6d4edaaba859ff0be777c0a028ba/tumblr_mn4kseCspp1qhwa5to1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cef35617bad12a14fa7e0585083d4929/tumblr_mn4kseCspp1qhwa5to2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://butchbarbie.tumblr.com/post/50969190742/please-please-please-let-me-let-me-let-me-get-what">butchbarbie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>please please please let me let me let me get what i waaaaant</p> </blockquote>http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/50971111079http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/50971111079Tue, 21 May 2013 01:29:34 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50970871092" src="http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/50970871092/audio_player_iframe/bottomshelfvodka/tumblr_mlbin3WGs51ri8asc?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fbottomshelfvodka%2F50970871092%2Ftumblr_mlbin3WGs51ri8asc" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/>http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/50970871092http://bottomshelfvodka.tumblr.com/post/50970871092Tue, 21 May 2013 01:24:54 -0400